Bangkok--First Impressions

First Impressions

Bangkok is a bustling, quirky modern city of skyscrapers, Buddhist shrines, thigh-enlarging street food, shiny malls. The occasional torched buildings is the only reminder of 10 weeks of protests that left 89 dead and ended when government troops evicted protesters on May 14th. Amazing.

My neighborhood, Sala Daeng, is a upscale expat area, but towering white apartment buildings are interspersed with two-story clapboard wood houses, street carts and familiar chain stores—Seven Eleven, Shell, Toyota, and the slightly less ubiquitous Starbucks. Dipping into a side street from a gritty urban underpass, on a run, I ended up on a narrow road where the yards burst with unkempt greenery—banana trees, mango trees, etc, in the middle of a city of more than 8 million. Each home is equipped with a miniature pagoda, home to spirits that protect the house, according to a pre-buddhist tradition sure to reignite a childhood delight at dollhouses in certain female westerners.

Despite these discoveries, runs are rather unpleasant. While the sauna metaphor gets used a lot, its pretty apt—all parts of you glisten even at 6 am when you’ve barely broken a walk, and inhaling brings no relief—like blasting the fan instead of the AC in the car on a hot day. I've turned off the waterheater, but the shower is still quite toasty.

OUT-Americaning the Americans.

Our advertisers have a few things to learn from the Thai. At Sky Train stations---new bulky concrete metro lines that run two stories above the roads to ease the city’s notorious traffic—TV screens cheerily advertise new mascaras, juices and whitening cream. Once you had ascended the escalator, passed several upscale food kiosks on the white tile floor, you arrive at the station, where, seemingly, the same beautiful Thai girl with flawless white skin and silky dark hair praises a product. Jingles and bright Thai letters flash across the screen as you wait in line with docile, well-dressed Thais on the way to work. Screens in the air-conditioned cars continue this infectious barrage until you are certain you want the mascara, or at least to speak the language.

Language and Journalism

Naively, I assumed that to be hired at as a journalist with no Thai skills, EVERYONE would speak English. Everyone does not. On reporting outings, I wait patiently while Thanyarat—my coworker--negotiates with the police chief over how far our cameras can be from the courtroom or questions the defense attorney who has switched from English to Thai because she cannot adequately express herself. The complex 5-tonal language with its own beautiful script is apparently too hard to learn in two months. I have been told to pitch stories that focus on English speakers- business and government folks, when I really want to ask the non-elite about the recent violence. I miss Peace Corps’ focus in integration. Pantomiming what I want at each meal to a street cart vendor is exhausting and embarrassing.

Ugly American

I spot a white girl examining products in the back of a Seven Eleven. Clad in a tank top and workout shorts, with messy dyed blond hair, she exuded “American college girl” as nothing does here.

“Do you speak English?” I asked.

“Yes,” she replied with a wonderfully familiar American accent.

“Do you know if this is bleach or detergent,” I said, continuing to scrutinize the Thai lettering on the packaging as though it might betray something with enough effort.

“No, but we can find out." She took the package from my hand and marched up to the cashier.

Unlike myself, I figured, most foreigners in this neighborhood were here long-term, and their careful study of the local language served them as a key asset for integrating and getting around.

“IS THIS BLEACH or DETERGENT” she yelled into the face of the cashier in brutally loud english.

The cashier looked panicked and whispered to her colleague who didn’t understand either. She shook her head apologetically.

I cringed and thanked the American. I could have said that, and I would have been nicer too.

Jim Webb and My First Day

I wonder how much of history was executed by people emulating what they saw on TV. Most of my first day of work was spent catching up on AP Asian news, scanning the two Thai English language papers and witnessing RRIT—the Rapid Redevelopment of intern tendencies---including frequent unnecessary bathroom trips, email checks, and calculating the number of hours until 6 pm. Suddenly, at four pm, I was sent to Senator Jim Webb’s press conference with the two AP T.V. staffers. After visiting South Korea and Thailand, Webb had announced he was canceling his final stop in Myanmar because of recent evidence suggesting the country had a nuclear weapons program tied to Pyong Yang. We hopped onto three motto-taxis and my adrenaline booted up enough to overwhelm the jetlag. Arrived at the fancy hotel conference room, I started frantically reading a copy of the latest coverage my boss had handed me, scribbling questions, and trying to remember how journalists behaved on CSPAN and The West Wing.

“I would like each reporter to state their name and news service before asking a question,” Webb said, after his comments.
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I sat in the front row and watched the Senator congenially evade questions, while repeating my name slowly in my head.

After three questions, I raised my hand. “Alex Alper, Associated Press. Under what circumstances do you think the United States should search ships bound for Burma from North Korea?”

He congenially evaded my question, but I didn’t care. No one laughed and the reporter sitting next me took frantic notes about his response.